March 2011
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February 2010
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January 2010
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Don’t ever for any reason do anything to anyone for any reason ever. No matter...
– Michael Scott (via palahniukandchocolate)
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
– Herb Caen (via somethingintellectual)
A Lecture about English:
somethingintellectual:
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
December 2009
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November 2009
51 posts
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you...
– Epicurus (via fuckyeahhappy)
mliaverage:
Today, I realised the irony in handing out flyers that say “Save the Trees!” MLIA
“According to Greek mythology, humans were...
palahniukandchocolate:thosefourrightchords:(via hayleycakes)
mliaverage:
Today, two people reached the double doors into my dorm at the same time. Wanting to open the door for each other they each opened one. I walked through the middle. I felt like a king. MLIA